🙁 by The_Carolina_Redhawk 39 Comments plowerd 4 months ago Is the bacon below the strips of paper? mrwioo 4 months ago You need heat jss58 4 months ago What did it look like when it was done cooking? Aurichu 4 months ago is “cooked bacon” in the room with us? bigpinkmeow 4 months ago Why didn’t you cook it? Drew- 4 months ago Look what they done to my boy. PGHxplant 4 months ago That must have cooked down to a teaspoon of bacon bits and huge pool of fat. There’s a reason they put that view window on the packaging. Ok_Television9820 4 months ago Keep going… 6ynth 4 months ago Is this alternative bacon? Looks like you carved up a jellyfish. fosbury 4 months ago You need to do it in the oven. TapProfessional5146 4 months ago Doesn’t look cooked yet. therealsusser 4 months ago This shit look like the ingredients for that gray burger from that one SpongeBob episode PhantomRibbon 4 months ago And how are you doing now? v7deonasty 4 months ago Are you sure? Early-Activity94 4 months ago Bacon’t Dumpster_diving_yolo 4 months ago Just eat it like it is GirthyPigeon 4 months ago You really don’t want to eat undercooked pork of any kind. Puzzled_Pop_6845 4 months ago **don’t** let him cook reliber 4 months ago Did you purposely pick the ones with more fat? PeaOk5697 4 months ago You won, i quit. faeaer1 4 months ago define cooked TwilitVoyager 4 months ago There’s nothing shitty about this… it just needs more time, then it will be fine. cryogenrat 4 months ago Cooked with nothing more than the CIA microwave laser Sophisticated-Crow 4 months ago Cooked over a heated argument. littlesisterofthesun 4 months ago Cook more JesW87 4 months ago Are you sure⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢫⡟⣽⣿⣻⣟⣿⣻⣿⢿ ⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⣌⠱⡍⢮⡱⢍⠞ ⠀⡐⠀⡐⠀⠄⠀⢀⣶⣶⣶⣦⣴⣶⣾⣿⣿⣶⣆⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⡁⠠⠁⡐⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣟⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠄⢁⠐⠀⠌⠀⣺⡟⠛⠛⢿⣿⡟⠛⠋⣙⣻⣷⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠌⡀⠐⢈⠠⠀⣾⣿⣻⣉⣴⣿⣿⣧⣞⣐⣿⣿⣯⡟⡥⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠂⠄⠁⠂⡀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠡⠈⠄⡁⢀⠀⠙⣿⣿⣿⡷⠻⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀ ⠀⡁⢂⠐⠠⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⠃⣀⣀⣀⣀⡈⢿⣿⣿⡟⡄⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⡀ ⠀⠡⢈⠐⡀⠄⠀⠀⠸⣽⣶⣿⣟⣻⣿⣷⣼⣿⣿⢳⣥⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢂⡁ ⠀⠡⢀⠂⠄⢀⠀⠀⢠⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣡⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⠄ ⠀⠡⠀⠄⠂⡀⠀⠀⢀⣷⣽⢿⡿⣿⢿⣛⢯⢣⣿⣿⣿⣶⣄⡀⡐⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Elegant_Act_8157 4 months ago Bro got -E grade bacon Adrizey1 4 months ago Did you turn the heat on for 20 seconds? Gibbo982 4 months ago Did you not want bacon with that fat GiantA-629 4 months ago Chewie Ok-Degree-295 4 months ago Looks like you used a flashlight to cook these pleasedontsmashme 4 months ago Why are we looking at this guy’s before picture? As if he ate it this way CaliggyJack 4 months ago Define “cooked” lsthislegal 4 months ago Any meat in that bacon? Jeez! lol HatchetTheory420 4 months ago How high do you have your heat? Don’t look like it’s cooking… ano_Levi 4 months ago Is the sub finally healing? 😭 LegoBattIeDroid 4 months ago did you cook them over a heated discussion? jerrytown94 4 months ago Cook that at 400 degrees, bruh. Frying cooks unevenly Clockwork_Eyes 4 months ago OK, so that’s the before picture Now show us the after.Write A CommentYou must be logged in to post a comment.
PGHxplant 4 months ago That must have cooked down to a teaspoon of bacon bits and huge pool of fat. There’s a reason they put that view window on the packaging.
therealsusser 4 months ago This shit look like the ingredients for that gray burger from that one SpongeBob episode
TwilitVoyager 4 months ago There’s nothing shitty about this… it just needs more time, then it will be fine.
JesW87 4 months ago Are you sure⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢫⡟⣽⣿⣻⣟⣿⣻⣿⢿ ⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⣌⠱⡍⢮⡱⢍⠞ ⠀⡐⠀⡐⠀⠄⠀⢀⣶⣶⣶⣦⣴⣶⣾⣿⣿⣶⣆⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⡁⠠⠁⡐⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣟⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠄⢁⠐⠀⠌⠀⣺⡟⠛⠛⢿⣿⡟⠛⠋⣙⣻⣷⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠌⡀⠐⢈⠠⠀⣾⣿⣻⣉⣴⣿⣿⣧⣞⣐⣿⣿⣯⡟⡥⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠂⠄⠁⠂⡀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠡⠈⠄⡁⢀⠀⠙⣿⣿⣿⡷⠻⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀ ⠀⡁⢂⠐⠠⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⠃⣀⣀⣀⣀⡈⢿⣿⣿⡟⡄⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⡀ ⠀⠡⢈⠐⡀⠄⠀⠀⠸⣽⣶⣿⣟⣻⣿⣷⣼⣿⣿⢳⣥⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢂⡁ ⠀⠡⢀⠂⠄⢀⠀⠀⢠⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣡⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⠄ ⠀⠡⠀⠄⠂⡀⠀⠀⢀⣷⣽⢿⡿⣿⢿⣛⢯⢣⣿⣿⣿⣶⣄⡀⡐⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
pleasedontsmashme 4 months ago Why are we looking at this guy’s before picture? As if he ate it this way
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Is the bacon below the strips of paper?
You need heat
What did it look like when it was done cooking?
is “cooked bacon” in the room with us?
Why didn’t you cook it?
Look what they done to my boy.
That must have cooked down to a teaspoon of bacon bits and huge pool of fat. There’s a reason they put that view window on the packaging.
Keep going…
Is this alternative bacon? Looks like you carved up a jellyfish.
You need to do it in the oven.
Doesn’t look cooked yet.
This shit look like the ingredients for that gray burger from that one SpongeBob episode
And how are you doing now?
Are you sure?
Bacon’t
Just eat it like it is
You really don’t want to eat undercooked pork of any kind.
**don’t** let him cook
Did you purposely pick the ones with more fat?

You won, i quit.
define cooked
There’s nothing shitty about this… it just needs more time, then it will be fine.
Cooked with nothing more than the CIA microwave laser
Cooked over a heated argument.
Cook more
Are you sure
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Bro got -E grade bacon
Did you turn the heat on for 20 seconds?
Did you not want bacon with that fat
Chewie

Looks like you used a flashlight to cook these
Why are we looking at this guy’s before picture? As if he ate it this way
Define “cooked”
Any meat in that bacon? Jeez! lol
How high do you have your heat? Don’t look like it’s cooking…
Is the sub finally healing? 😭
did you cook them over a heated discussion?
Cook that at 400 degrees, bruh. Frying cooks unevenly
OK, so that’s the before picture
Now show us the after.